There are lots of men who will never think that what you give them is enough and whatever they give you is more than you deserve.
If a customer claims he got extras from other girls but can’t give you names or descriptions of the girls who performed them, he is lying.
When you are asked about your father it will usually be someone wanting to know if he hurt you or abandoned you or if you have a bad relationship. When you are asked about your mother it will usually be a thinly veiled incest fantasy.
You will get really good at high fives.
Your body will be stronger than it ever has been before.
Except your knees.
Do not think that because other girls do drugs or drink on shift that you have to.
Do not think that because you don’t do drugs or drink on shift that you are better than them.
No matter how happy you are or how much you smile, there will always be someone there to say ‘you sure don’t look happy’ or ‘you need to smile more’.
You will get hungry during your shift. The nights when you didn’t bring a snack will be the nights where it hits you all at once with two hours to go.
It’s amazing how much lingerie you can buy for cheap. Don’t splurge unless it’s something that makes you absolutely love.
Same for makeup.
You must become approachable but untouchable.
Learn to smile through being pissed off. Practice in the mirror. See your skin thicken over time.
Your friends will assume you are making lots of money. Sometimes this will be true. Sometimes it will not be.
Customers will assume you are making lots of money. Educate them on how this is not the case and how they still need to pay you.
You will hear things you never wanted to hear. You will be hit with insults that you know aren’t true. You will drown in compliments that will cease to hold any meaning other than the money attached to them.
Never compare your looks to the other girls. Every dancer is someone’s fantasy and every dancer gets to have a night where she makes the most money. Do not go into this thinking you aren’t hot enough.
Base your look around the lighting in the club and what makes you feel pretty, not what you think men want.
If a man is inebriated, get the money up front. At least see the money up front. Learn to count with your eyes.
Men will say they can’t afford a 20 dollar dance and then spend 60 dollars on drinks.
Men don’t give a fuck about your boundaries. Men who claim they do and say they are respectful will be the first ones to grope you during a dance.
Giving a lap dance is easy. Selling them is hard.
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